I am a klutz. See?

So I was digging a detergent bottle cap out of the washer to switch a load of laundry out. We have a stackable set. So, I kind of have to duck my head underneath the dryer section. Here's what happened while I was fishing out that cap....

As you can see, this is me going in for the cap.

Then, I sneezed. Observe.
And then...
I smacked my forehead on the washer rim as I sneezed! But wait, there's more...
Just after I smack my forehead, the force of the sneeze sends my head backward onto the dryer portion and *whack!!* I hit the back of my head. Ow....

Jonathan laughs at me from his nice comfy spot on the couch. At least I have clean clothes. ;)